Since its inception U Knumb has been committed to providing an edumacation to anyone who wants it regardless of whether or not they like books, horseshoes, or school itself.
Some quick statistics: (estimates only)
Alumni: between 127,000 and 25 (not counting faculty)
Faculty: between 12,000 and 7,000
Parking Lots: between 3 and 31 (estimated area - up to 112 acres)
Mascot: The Mighty Wooden Horseshoe
School Colors: Black and Blue
Number of Stars in the Milky Way Galaxy: well over 1000
U Knumb is completely egalitarian in its approach to edumacation. Therefore we do not distinguish between Undergraduate, Graduate, and PhD studies. If after four years of school you feel you deserve a PhD, you got it. If you’re more humble and only want to go as high as an undergraduate degree...you got it. Studies have shown however that PhD’s make more money, so we suggest going for it! The sky’s the limit at the University of Knumbscull and you’re the upper stratosphere.
Online learning is an important component of every edumacation. To that end we highly recommend you actively partner with Google, Yahoo, Ask Jeeves, really any good search website, and the global interwebs to look for and read information available to you. By doing so frequently, even during class, we firmly believe you’ll pick up valuable knowledge nuggets to supplement the smorgasbord of information you may or may not gain at U Knumb.
We offer no summer courses. That’s just nuts. Summer is a time to get outdoors, clean up campus, hose down the parking lots, go fishing. For those go getters who really feel the need to learn during the summer, what we call “SummerLearnGoGets”, we do not turn off Wi-Fi access in Café #1. There you can take advantage of the online learning opportunities described above.